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Wednesday, July 31, 2013

You Know You are a Hipster When....

Posted by Anonymous on Wed, Jul 31, 2013 at 9:33 PM are reading this say you hate hipsters. respond to this. claim your mustache growing was before it was hip. haves neck tattoo(s). say "I've never heard of that band" when you are a liar. say " you've never heard this band, have you"? are poly something go to wacky random chicken wing frying parties.
10. you display all your misc. keys on your belt. claim to only like heavy metal.
12. Yeah you, bitch.
13. You have weird butt pants.
14. You are an ex of mine.
15. The word "pony" is a favorite of yours.
16. Not ready for anal.
17. Ready to be called Bi.
18. You move from rental every 4 months.
19. Gauged out and feverishly douching like the jar jar binks
20. You are fat now.
21. Declare that you want to start a laundromat/bar/venue/art space .....

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