Glad to catch ya before you get a cocaine addiction that kicks in like the last fuckhead.
Well you made it. Congrats. Top of the heap and a true casserole master to boot! Woo hoo!
Here's some stuff though...
Your clipboard is not a work deflector. We ALL know the ordering schedule and when you strut around with said clipboard, we all know when myou're lying salary ass is milking the clock.
Maybe just help peel a goddamn 1/2 case of potatoes and pretend to work? We all might kind of believe why you want to be here.
As it is, you are no better than that last louse and this is before all the cocaine.........
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