Nude beach =/= Public Rutting

Comments

1
Could it be more obvious that you loved every minute of it? Too bad you lost them on the way into town, maybe you can pick up their trail later.
2
I'm glad nobody mentioned me banging my west hills trophy wife on our $80k skiboat about 500ft from the shore while blasting "Aja"

Because nobody's supposed to know that we dig Steely Dan
3
What's wrong with the golden shower? R. Kelly does it. It's like marking your territory.
4
You'll be back.
5
You are right, this really isn't as good as the guy masturbating with the buttplug...
6
For some reason nude beaches attract pervs who are in to being watched. Someday, I'll piece this mystery together.
7
EWWWWW ya nasty!
8
Cue the watersports jokes.....
9
I fired one off but it was universally peed upon. It seems to have really pissed off some viewing eyeballs but I have to admit as an attempt at humor it really didn't hold much water.