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Velvet Goldmine

Wednesday, August 7, 2013

Sorry We Sold Out

Posted by Anonymous on Wed, Aug 7, 2013 at 8:31 PM

sorry our food is overpriced cafeteria leftovers. sorry we project an image of creativity and ingenuity yet we just enforced a dress code on our employees. sorry our soaking pool has become a piss pot for toddlers because we adopted a policy of "all kids, all the time". but let's be honest: our objective is profit and we are fine-tuning a formula that allows the mainstream to feel like they are experiencing the wild side of portland but we are really just red robin with a bird on it.

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