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Thursday, August 8, 2013

WHY ARE YOU JUST STANDING ON THE ESCALATOR?!!!

Posted by Anonymous on Thu, Aug 8, 2013 at 7:55 PM

What is everyone doing, just standing motionless on the escalators? Are you following some esoteric social rule of which I am unaware? Is there a damn LAW!? What do you see in your moment of Zen that I am missing? WHAT IS THERE TO SEE?! Are you juggling delicate objects, is there a hidden baby sheltered in your clothing? It's a moving stairway but still just a stairway; you can walk on it. JEEZ let's move along! This goes double for you bike-riding-wheat-grass-swilling-gym-zombies!!!

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