Thanks for having trigeminal neuralgia you motherfucking bitch. No, it's fine - I totally love having to experience what can only be described as "a hot electric knife going into my face" several times a day 10 months out of the year. Not like I like to eat, or breathe, or talk. If you don't get your shit together, I'm kicking your ass.
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