Dear Face

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1
This is so very confusing.
2
Face it, this I, A doesnt make sense.
3
Wow, that sounds awful.
4
Have you tried smoking a shit load of weed?

Seems to be working these days for every other obscure neurological disorder.
5
"10 months out of the year"

In all seriousness, if it's that bad, you'd better move to a different climate. Is it the cold or the damp that triggers it? Both? Choose accordingly. (Austin gets 300 days of sunshine, I've heard.)
6
You're going to kick your face's ass? Oh, you must have a "butt chin".