Soo. Most places give you a soda for free. We don't. Your shitbird reaction to no free sodas makes me laugh....
For one: well, who is paying for these sodas? I'll give to one or two, but 8?
Go fuck yer family if you think I should throw in some free nachos to get "your" crew" out safely.
Nachos are expensive. Your crew isn't.
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