This Week in the Mercury

Not Too Late


Not Too Late

Taking in the Films of Ruben Östlund

Up & Coming


Up & Coming

This Week's Music Previews

Thursday, August 15, 2013

To the Half-Wits Skateboarding Down 26 Last Night

Posted by Anonymous on Thu, Aug 15, 2013 at 10:50 AM

I don't care if you and your brand-name helmet cam wind up an unrecognizable jumble of debris at the side of Sunset Highway below Washington Park. That's your business. But should some shard of truck tire on the shoulder pitch you beneath the wheels of a family trying to get home from the Hops game, that's on them. Forever.

Needless to say, no one gives two fucks about your longboarding skills or the inevitable Web video documenting them. None of the people hitting their brakes and nervously watching you instead of the road saw a couple of bad asses living life to the fullest. All we saw were two narcissistic jerks.

Readers also liked…

Comments (15)

Showing 1-15 of 15

Subscribe to this thread:
Showing 1-15 of 15

Comments are closed.

Most Commented on I, Anonymous

All contents © Index Newspapers, LLC

115 SW Ash St. Suite 600
Portland, OR 97204

Contact Info | Privacy Policy | Production Guidelines | Terms of Use | Takedown Policy