I congratulate you for selling plasma to the plasma banks of Multinomah county. It's a respectable effort to make, honestly, for all of us. It's probably one step away from like, saving a baby from a fire or something. The only thing is, you have herpes. You sold herpes to people, to cover your rent. And you knew it.
What were you even thinking?
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