Just the tip

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TLDR: "HEY HOW COME YOU DIDNT GIVE ME EXTRA MONEY WHEN WE WERE KICKING YOU OUT????????????"
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Why does every butt ugly tattoo covered bartendin' skirt in this town think all the clean cut preppies they serve want to fuck? Looks like he killed you with kindness.
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Who's sexually frustrated?
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Remember folks: when you make hundreds of tax-free dollars a night fetching drinks for someone who probably makes that amount over the course of several days working the usual "20% shittier pay than a major market" white-collar job in Portland-- you're the "the 99%" and you have every right to stick it to those capitalist fat cats who probably get paid via direct deposit every two weeks instead of phoning their dealer for an $80 bag of shitty coke every night immediately after punching out.
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"young arian capitalist"
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I don't care why someone is 86ed, once you throw someone out you don't get a tip, that is just the way it is.
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The Arian branch of Christianity declined quickly after the reign of Theodosius in the 4th Century, though there were few holdouts in the Dark Ages-era Germanic kingdoms and among the Vandals in North Africa and a later resurgence in the belief system during the Protestant reformation of the 16th Century.

I had no idea however that Arians believed in magical pussies...
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1. Dude gets kicked out and is expected to pay for a tip? That's ridiculous.

2. The cheese dick who kicked him out owes you $20.00.

3. It's only $20 get over it.
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I think there may be a problem with semantics here. 86'd means to "get out and don't ever come back", as in "I can't go to that bar because I've been 86'd". Cut off means you can't have another drink here today, but you can come back tomorrow. In between these two scenarios are a thousand different possibilities. If I had cut someone off because I felt they had enough, that is my job as a bartender. Done correctly, it can add to your tip, or if they want to be a jerk about it, they may tip nothing and you know you were probably right to cut them off, but I would expect a tip. If I told them to get out and don't ever come back, forget about the tip.
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You can pull a rabbit out of your pussy, m'dear, but that doesn't make it magical.
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Why didn't you just tell this person this to his face? People like you I,A are what's wrong with this once great city.