Poop and the Parking Ticket

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1
Anonymous. SEND THIS TO THE COMPANY AND THE OREGONIAN AND ALL THE NEWS STATIONS. Seriously, shit is fucked up
2
Plead no contest and write an explanation on your ticket. There is a good chance you will pay nothing in the end.
3
I hate when parents use their kids to leverage special treatment. Back when I was an office lackey I can't begin to explain the number of times people used their kids as an excuse to leave work for the day. It's always an "emergency", there's always an excuse on why special treatment should be afforded.

No tolerance. No understanding. No pity. May the image of the meter maid handing you your (well deserved) ticket be seared into your mind for all of eternity.

Unforgivable.
4
If am following your story right your ticket was expired well before your son had pooped himself all over and had a meltdown because of it.

So there's no need for the rest of the IA or for the IA at all. You can write that your son had a meltdown because he pooped on himself. And then have your son read it.
5
You're lucky all you got was a pooping ticket. Illegal dumping would have been much more expensive. As it is, this won't even leave much of a stain on your record.
6
Please explain how leaving an an "automobile" parked past the "purchased" amount of this so-called "time" in the middle of what is apparently some large form of settlement known as a "city" is relevant to this "basic human level" you speak of.
7
How expired was your ticket? If it wasn't just a few minutes, i don't see how this is much of a foul, let alone "hateful". Dude's just doing his job.

What if i was parked right next to you at the time and had an equally-as-expired ticket, and was also planning on leaving just as the meter maid showed up; should i get fined just because i didn't have shit on my hand?
8
Listen lady it is pretty simple hot blonds get out of tickets, bloated moms covered in fecal matter wandering around the pearl trying to buy sleeping pills to escape the hell that they themselves spawned from their loins get parking tickets, kapeesh?
9
So he asked for some coins to walk over and buy you some more time and you declined? I'd ticket your ass too!
10
Free Parking With Shitty Baby Day is NEXT Friday.
11
OH, THE HUMANIT—Yeah, never mind, just pay the ticket.
12
Awww.... playing the 'baby card' didn't work out for you, eh?
For shame!
13
If you send this explanation to the judge along with your payment, you will probably get a full refund. Unfortunately, it takes about 6 months. That is pretty ridiculous. That parking enforcement officer takes his job WAY too seriously.
14
What I don't understand is that you knew exactly how much time you had on your ticket; yet it took your kid shitting himself to bring you back to your car; to finally figure out that your ticket had expired. Do you deserve special treatment just because you spread your legs and allowed semen to fertilize your egg? Fuck no, bitch!
15
Yesterday, in the Pearl.....stopped reading at that point.