...you entitled little 19-year-old fucks, slumming it downtown and begging for change. So sorry, I gave away what I had a block away to somebody who actually looked like they needed my help. Actually, I'm not sorry at all and wouldn't have given it to you even if I had it. Your attitude of entitlement toward my money tells me exactly where you come from...so why don't you hit up your 'rents up in Beaverton for cash? You're obviously brand new to this world and haven't contributed jack shit so far, so don't try to advise me on how to be a better person.
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