Predictable

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And act like you, I guess? Lessee, according to what I read here, that means everybody else should eschew their intellect, not date online (for some reason), not work at upscale grocery stores (okay, I suppose), not have beards or tattooes, not be easy going (!), not be a good friend (!!), write letters, display anything in the way of sensitivity, not talk smoothly or "chase" something.

Whereas we should all be like you: i.e. disproportionately pissed off at the behavior of a lot of strangers whose lives impact yours not in the least.
2
Cool band name, but I'm changing it to Orgasm Withcheeseburgers.
3
Nice list. A list in which you are the common denominator. Being shit on by such a wide array of suitors just tells us that you are disparate enough to sleep with anybody.
4
When you strike out over and over and over, BLAME EVERYONE ELSE
5
You cannot talk to me that way: I am a high school graduate!
6
Your pathetic attempt at subterfuge through pluralization has failed miserably. The guy you wrote this about is totally going to know it was you.
8
"Sack up"? Is that actually a phrase now?

Anyway, how did male genitalia ever manage to become associated with being a mature, assertive, responsible person? While I do enjoy a good penis, I find that I mostly associate it with impatience, impulsiveness, and a certain level of awkwardness. No offense meant - genitalia is genitalia as far as I'm concerned. I just don't think it has a whole lot to do with your being a decent person or not.

Anyway, what do I know? May you go fourth with all the valour of a scrotum! Huzzah!
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And before some other jackass points it out, yes, I did mean to write "go forth" not "fourth".
10
Hey, i think you should lay off the fucking bullshit sensitive comics-loving letter writers, who smokes the ganja, and is chaser of the orgasm withholders.
Tease is a terrible thing to waste, plus it makes your vagina go kaboom!
11
Dear I,A,
Maybe you should stop going for guys like this?

Any one else notice that he/she/it never goes for intellectuals?