Am I the only person aggravated by the business names in this town? Everything is named (Noun) & (Noun). This annoys the shit outa me. It's as if the shop name is chosen at random & has NOTHING to do with the crap they're hawking. Like maybe someone at City Hall threw a bunch of trendy sounding nouns into a hat & you have to pick two in order to open up a business within the city limits. I can't even set foot inside the shop because my shpinctor gets so tight from just reading the stupid name. Don't get me started on the band names... (color) (noun). Or how about Whatever Whatever Social Club? Ugh. I need a xanax.
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