Turd & Dookie

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I thought Random & Has closed down. And isn't Hat & You being renovated?
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I'm guessing you'll love the new pharmacy/hosiery emporium I'm opening, Xanax & Spanx.
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I'll take obscurity over the far-too-literal Bar Bar.
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Are there "something something Social Club" bands other than Buena Vista? Which, BTW, is actually the name of a recording project/documentary featuring musicians from the long-closed Buena Vista Social Club in Cuba, not actually a band name.

I basically don't care what a business is called, as long as they don't use papyrus on their sign.
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@ForWhomTheBellTrolls: It's not a band, but there's the Bone-a Fist-a Social Club in inner southeast. I can't give out the address, though, they'll get all "Eyes Wide Shut" on my ass.
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Eff and You
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fuck xanax, what you need is to go INTO one of these places and order a STIFF DRINK or three.
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Yikes, you take xanax! *cringe*
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The Bunghole and Tap is taken, sorry IA.