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Tuesday, August 20, 2013

A Group Rant (Part Two)

Posted by Anonymous on Tue, Aug 20, 2013 at 3:57 PM

(Continued from the previous rant...)

And Men, did you know your wives, sisters, daughters and mothers are splattering their piss all over formerly clean toilet seats? You women who use the very nice, very clean restrooms in the visitors' center, the library, and the mall, and squat and splatter your piss all over the toilet seat: Get a clue what nice, clean restrooms the world would have without you, and off yourselves. Why are Portlanders so obtuse about driving right into blocked intersections? I've lived in all four west coast states, and with the possible exception of Alaskans, you are the stupidest at causing gridlock. And at the Portland Aquarium, today's news said that "Vince Covino said Blair wasn't the right fit". I truly believe that. An ethical humane person would not fit in there. And to think I had hoped to work for your slaughterhouse. Psssht. Feh. FU.

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