Attn. Portland Coffeeshop Managers

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"They don’t work for shit. Your palm just gets super burning hot as if there were no sleeve at all. So you have to use two or three of them, which is silly and wasteful."

If you truly cared about waste you'd invest in a travel mug. Not only does it cut down on waste but it eliminates all the trite shit you're busy weeping about. Carry on.
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What? Coffee sleeves work just fine for me, dude. I think you must be doing it wrong.
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"If you truly cared about waste you'd invest in a travel mug"

Actually, If you truly cared about waste, you'd make your coffee at home, and you'd stop wasting your money on over priced coffee.
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I think I speak for every living human being and all the ships at sea when I say MAKE YOUR OWN FUCKING COFFEE WHINY-PANTS.
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"Actually, If you truly cared about waste, you'd make your coffee at home, and you'd stop wasting your money on over priced coffee."

So, when you want coffee on your first break at work, are you to run home and brew a pot?
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Hey Mr. Californications 1) NO FUCKING GODDAMN STYROFOAM! GROSS! I don't like my coffee tasting like hormone altering plastic. That's what drugs are for.

2) Ever hear of ceramics? They were invented 4,000 years ago, good stuff.

3) Coffee on a bus? Try meth.. good coffee is for people with time, time as in 10 fucking minutes. How long do you think it took to grow, process and ship that coffee.. You can't take 5 minutes to enjoy it? Sad.

4) Like a 'crab' with a small cup (americano if you like) Pinch the bottom and top edges.. viola!

5) *sigh*
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You should carry some oven mitts with you in whatever you haul your work crap around in. Some duct tape or maybe a piece of stretched out chewed chewing gum could be fashioned into an effective gasket for the lid. MacGyver would have figured it out.
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These are the people ruining america. MY COFFEE IS HOT. WHAT THE FUCK!? So now everyone must drink cold coffee because crazy doesn't know how to hold a goddamn cup. Fuckin' A man....*shaking head*
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Restaurants/businesses cannot use styrofoam for food beverage containers in Multnomah county. Been that way for, like, 20 years now....
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Century: 21st
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Doogie - for real? Someone should alert, say.... EVERY convenience store in town.