You made a terrific first impression when we interviewed you to be our housemate. Then the truth began to set in. Then you decided not to help us in cleaning the house or even speak to us. You made a harmonious dwelling into a stressful environment. The only reason the landlord hasn't thrown your sorry ass out is either you paid months in advance or a sugar daddy is paying your bills. Do us a favor and LEAVE!
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