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Monday, August 26, 2013

Taking Zumba doesn't make you Ginger Rogers

Posted by Anonymous on Mon, Aug 26, 2013 at 2:51 PM

My general gripe is to the women that think taking Zumba at their local gym makes them professional ballroom dancers who were invited to birthday parties, weddings, karaoke venues,etc as the entertainment.
I want to cheer you on and congratulate you on your cool moves and confidence but sit the fuck down, for Christ's sake. If I have to see one more chica do a step ball chain and flap her arms around - I don't think I can't settle within myself the uncomfortable, sorry for you feeling that overwhelms me. I think I'll just get annoyed as fuck and take pleasure in tripping you.

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