You precious prick- A cross walk is not a license to just bolt out in traffic while talking on your cell phone. I jammed on my brakes and shot you a look- I didn't see you because there was a big ass rig right on the corner. Yup you bet your ass I shot you a look. Then you had the balls to stick your ugly mug in my window , call me a "fucking bitch" and tell me you had the right of way. Fuck you - next time - take a moment to a)take a bath between sentences b) check yourself before you wreck yourself—-You precious Pdx hipster asshole.
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