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Sunday, September 1, 2013

Here's why the phone smells like ass....

Posted by Anonymous on Sun, Sep 1, 2013 at 5:20 PM

Because: I put the reciever in my crack and walked in place. Not once, but every fucking week for a month. One week I was a brutal marinating mess and I still went for it. Walking in place and contemplating my pubes.
Why are some so much longer?

Any way, I fucked that phone up because you are a horrible manager and person I loved watching you basically and finally; eat my shit. Now that was fun!

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