Because: I put the reciever in my crack and walked in place. Not once, but every fucking week for a month. One week I was a brutal marinating mess and I still went for it. Walking in place and contemplating my pubes.
Why are some so much longer?
Any way, I fucked that phone up because you are a horrible manager and person I loved watching you basically and finally; eat my shit. Now that was fun!
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