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Tuesday, September 3, 2013

You're the Worst

Posted by Anonymous on Tue, Sep 3, 2013 at 12:45 PM

Yes, you. You waltzed into my restaurant and were ridiculously rude to me and my coworkers. You were demanding and arrogant and told me you were going to be "very upset" if the 8 person table wasn't reserved like I said it was. I'm shaking in my slippers. I just wasn't about to give you what you wanted because you were being a dick. And that girl you were with hated you. She told me when you went to the bathroom. She said she was a server also and this was the worst first date she'd ever been on and she was mortified at how you were treating people. She said there definitely wold not be a second date. So, no, you did not impress her by acting like a dickwad, in case you were wondering.. And then of course you left an awful tip. So I copied your name down when you gave me your credit card and did a little internet stalking, just for fun, because I figured you did something ridiculously douchey. And boy howdy, was I right! You have videos all over the internet of your douchey pyramid scheme business. You should withdraw yourself from society until you can stop being such an asshat...

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