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Thursday, September 12, 2013

Bike Evangelist/ Praying Mantis

Posted by Anonymous on Thu, Sep 12, 2013 at 10:05 AM

Dear Bike Evangelist:
We get it. You are smarter and whiter than us, and you get to be that special person who tells others how to live.
I am bad for owning a home and a car. You have these things, but you also have a 4000k bike and fancy rain gear, so you get to be "Mr. Thang" at New Seasons or Whole Paycheck.
I thought you were out of my life, with only your sad little blog (where no one comments) to express yourself. Now you threaten to come back.
Whatever you do, make the world a better place by keeping a low profile. We are tired of your praying mantis demeanor, your sanctimonious approach to
your neighbors, your bowing to real estate developers. Fly away, fly away.

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