Hey there assblaster, I actually have been rooting for you. While we have 4 single occupancy bathrooms on our floor, no one has you figured out.
For years you have been spraying your soupy bottom sauce all over the toilet (and sometimes sink) and then I guess wiping & dabbing then sticking the tp mess on the wall. Like a parade float project beginning. My personal favorite was "red rum" on the mirror.
To watch the horror of new hires and transfers come out of the bathroom like they just escaped a Saw movie scenario is priceless.
So, bravo to you and your rogue new graffiti installations BUT, if you could please not do this when you are experiencing an anal fissure??? That is where I (and a few others in this office) draw the line...thanks.
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