I just want to say my SIL is fucking crazy. Not only is she some wierd kind of half-baked Republican ("no assistance" for beaners or poor white trailer trash because after all their status in life is "their fault" and they "are lazy") but she has been living off her rich idiot of a husband for decades. She can't hold or keep a job or friends, and barely just barely can finish a fucking degree but of course she is always RIGHT AND CORRECT AND EVERYONE ELSE IS WRONG. If I give more details, she will recognize herself if she reads this piece of shit (which is oh so handy for getting the vents out) which I fucking doubt, but again, maybe not BECAUSE SHE IS SO GODDAM FUCKING PERFECT. Do not marry someone until you have thoroughly checked out their crazy family people, you might just not want to get married after all. Fuck.
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