Pajamas

Comments

1
Pecker Trax sounds like the name of a Bond villain.
2
How come nobody can spell "you're" anymore?
3
Ah, the wonderful Sunday afternoon hobby of grocery store crotch staring.
4
TAKE A FUCKING PICTURE! Upload it here: www.peopleofwalmart.com
5
Remember- last Sunday- when we were frolicking at the beach and you turned around and you only saw one set of footprints in the sand?

That's because my pecker was inside you!
6
Sounds like somebody jelly bout them pecker tracks!
7
It wasn't necessarily a pecker, could've been a dildo dipped in Eagle Brand.
8
Sex right before avocado hunting, always helps one find the ripe ones. You think she washed her hands first? She probably didn't wash before bed, woke up and bailed, hitting her (Anon your) local produce department.

This is the main reason you need to wash your produce people. Every local produce department has ladies returning to the cock near you.