I'm dying to know what your deal is, but since you're obviously some kind of crazy, I only dare to speculate.
Five days a week I see you on the way to work. You appear to be a fairly normal dude; well dressed, briefcase in hand (implying that you hold a job), and passably attractive. Upon closer inspection, though, your behavior is consistently bizarre.
Every day you pace up and down the bus, occasionally stopping in one place or another to stand there swaying or dancing to your music. Sometimes you sit down and read a book for a minute or two before you get up, remove a layer (suit jacket or button down shirt, depending on the season) and do some stretches. Then you repeat the whole ritual over.
So tell me, what's going on? Are you crazy, or are you in on some sort of amazing secret that I'm just not hip to?
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