Dipshit Bicyclists

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1
Yep! I have forgotten my lights a time or two, but if you're able to remember that you're without them, you can bike very defensively and not get hit. The assholes who obliviously expect you to yield to their invisible asses should be sacrificed to natural selection.
2
"Perhaps you deserved to be ground into the pavement by my 2 ton vehicle."

Totes bro, TOTALLY "DESERVED" IT!!!!!!
3
BIKE POST EMBARGO BIKE POST EMBARGO
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LIKE CAN WE PUT ANOTHER MORATORIUM ON BIKE RANTS?
5
As boring as bike complaints are, this one's pretty legit. There are a shitload of people riding around at night with either no lights or only one light.
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Yup. I can't stand those people when I'm driving or riding my bike at night.

It's even better when they whizz around on a black bike in dark clothing on a moonless night with no helmet or lights of any kind. With headphones on.
7
Also dark colored rain gear. Let's lighten up people!
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On the flipside, if you use a stage lamp as your bike light: choke on a dick. You're blinding everyone else for your own selfish benefit.