But the fact that you couldn't even show up on TIME to the date we rescheduled and moved says way more about you as a person than how you feel about me. I get it, you're a sad, gay man who bought a house, filled it with a dog and now all your want is a husband to be as docile and subservient and void of personality as your dog. Cute. But, why the f*ck did you think asking someone like ME out would be an option?
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