I don't know what planet some of you are from. But it is not acceptable to strip butt naked in front of strangers at the gym. Its clear you've never played any kind of sports where changing in the locker room is neccesary because we don't even do that. Its disgusting. I'm new to Portland and to the public gym scene. No one wants to see your disgusting body.
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