I'm gettin' real tired of these super-sized prescription glasses and the ballerina bun trend. How can you walk around like that? I have to ask you to reconsider because I can no longer hold back a smerk or explosive laughter. You look dumb cuz you are dumb cuz you're following trends so that you appear to be fashionable but you are not fashionable because if you were fashionable then you would not be doing ugly magazine things, you would be doing original and creative things. That is the difference between having style/fashion sense and being creepy sheeeeeple. Quit being creepy sheeple.
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