Lonely

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1
I'll be your friend, and I'll tell you what, I might even shower before we hang out. Call me!
2
You should probably move back in with your parents.
3
I feel the same way sometimes Anon. My friends are either married and have children, or they spend all their time with a worthless guy identified as THE ONE. I strongly dislike fake community, conversational texting, and people who act friendly to market their dj events to me on facebook. I too am at a loss about how to find new friends. So while I have no advice, maybe it's something to know that you are not alone.
4
I want to snurfle my face on your tum-tum.
5
The problem is definitely everyone else and not you.
6
Join a Cannabis collective.
7
Send "embarrassing" pictures of your granma to all of your friends.
8
blame facebook more
9
Go postal.




...I mean, start hand writing letters and mailing them the old-fashioned way to show people how much you really care.

Totally not the other postal...
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http://www.meetup.com/cities/us/or/portlan…

There you go. Dozens upon dozens of opportunities to meet like-minded people.