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Friday, September 27, 2013

Escalators

Posted by Anonymous on Fri, Sep 27, 2013 at 10:11 AM

Escalators are just faster stairs, people. If you are going to stand there and get fatter, please move to the right so people can move as their bodies are intended to.

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