Escalators

Comments

1
It's even worse at airports, those 'flat' escalators that people just get onto and stand there. Americans crack me up.
2
Just as soon as I finish this text, Speedy Gonzalez.
3
Does this mean elevators are just vertically moving enclosed mosh pits?
4
What about downscalators. Am I compelled to walk down the "stairs" too?
5
No one in this town is in any hurry to get anywhere, ever. This is true for drivers, pedestrians, shoppers, customers at coffee shop/deli counters, bus boarders, people exiting event venues after the event ends, etc. Everyone moves slowly at all times on all occasions. Just get used to it and forget any dreams you may have of moving efficiently through your day at a reasonable pace.