Quit bitching and moaning and giving me the details of the life you fucked up stupidly on purpose and are paying for now already. I got problems of my own that I don't lay on you but they are worse. I just don't feel the need to try and slap you down with the "Oh gee that's terrible but what I'm going through is way WORSE than that." Just suck it up and get on with life.
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