Why Do You Think They Call it Weed, You Dope?

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As I recall, when the first round of boat people arrived in Portland from Vietnam, they didn't have a place to grow their opium poppies, so they planted them in the freeway meridians. It worked pretty good for quite a while, before the Highway Department and the Highway Patrol caught on to that shit.

It looked real pretty.

Nowadays, of course, the roses are more in keeping with the theme of the City, but the name of the Rose Festival could officially be changed or Panama Red could simply be 'reefered' to as Portland Rose.
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Get your head out of the bong smoke clouds hippie! That fruit and/ or vegetable is a dangerous illegal drug responsible for eroding the fabric of society, making ordinary people think funny thoughts, financing Mexican drug cartels, and inducing rabid negros to eat their babies! It has been responsible for more more hacky sack and frisbee golf related strains and injuries than any other illegal drug known to man!
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You wait until harvest season to suggest this? Now I'm going to have to go out and buy a bunch of LEDs along with some seeds.
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per WebMD psychological effects of marijuana include:

Distorted sense of time
Paranoia
Magical or "random" thinking

Accordingly this I,A somehow recommends, magically, that the considerable undertaking of growing consumer grade pot can easily be fostered in every ditch, abandoned playground, empty lot and otherwise unclaimed land by a magical band of wealthy growing elves who dedicate their every day to procuring stock, tilling soil, engineering watering resources, sequestering male plants, building deer fences etc and so on.

..and then the next day you realize you were only baked.
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I buy feminized super auto seeds; 'Chaze', and use natural Neem Oil to ward off pests. All the plants turn out female, it flowers in any amount of light, and it's got just enough sedative CBD to offset the stimulating THC to be relaxing and trippy without inherent paranoia. Of course even paranoids have enemies.
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^Correct. It is considered a weed, yes (a weed technically being a plant that is growing where you don't want it - not actually a scientific term) but it's also one of if not THE most highly cultivated plants on the planet, because that's how we get that dank shit that makes me happy and makes my dad go "I don't know how you young people smoke this shit - in my day pot wasn't strong enough to melt your reality."
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Grass isn't all that much stronger now than back in the day. Between four of us, we used to go through an ounce per day of high grade Michoacán. The buds had seeds; we never saw sensimilla until Humboldt showed up, but we got kick ass hash from Pakistan for crying out loud.
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So Chef ^ back in the day you smoked hash that made you cry out loud? now thats dope
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Even in Lebanon they don't expend the time and energy to yank out the male plants. They don't even bother to pull the females to hang at harvest time; they just leave the plants to dry in the field. Of course, they don't actually smoke the plant; they make kief and hash out of the resinous trichomes.
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It was us mischievous little Dutch boys who figured out how to make Bubble Hash. Those resinous trichomes are heavier than water and sink to the bottom of a bucket full. Ice water temporarily makes the resins hard instead of soft and sticky. You sift the cold, hard, resins through silk screens with varying sizes of holes, and end up with several different grades of hash so pure, that it bubbles when lit. I like to lace weed with bubble hash so that the hash doesn't evaporate so fast when ignited.
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In never went on a crying jag in my life, until I had a tooth blow out on me. I washed down three tabs of AC&C (Canadian generic Empirin 3; codeine, caffeine and aspirin) with thee double shots of peach Stoli. That was fucking weird, but even my nose was numb as if from doing coke.
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Fine advice, I'm sure, Anon, but why should we listen to a goddamned tomato thief?
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Dina Gourmand - PSfnU : Who gives a shit, this is not High Life magazine discussion board on how to grow and boast about your tasty weeeeeed.

The highway seed dropping has 5 different versions with 100 different drugs with 100 alternate endings. One has to do with a sample used by Beck.

PSfnU your Avatar Picture is being Hunted.
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University of Mississippi Has Most Potent Pot in the World?
By Danny Danko, High Times Magazine, Mon Aug 12, 2013

Last night on CNN’s premiere of Dr. Sanjay Gupta’s documentary Weed, it was reported that the University of Mississippi claims to have tested a strain of cannabis that clocked in at a whopping 37 percent THC.

This is far higher than any pot we here at HIGH TIMES have encountered after 10 North American Cannabis Cups in the last three years. Our lab testing, which includes multiple labs using gas and liquid chromatography, tops out at 25.49 percent THC for flowers (OG Ghost Train Haze, which was entered in the 2011 Denver Medical Cannabis Cup).

No strain we’ve had tested ever came close to 30 percent THC.

So, we’d like to challenge the University of Mississippi to reveal the method and results of their testing (or at least tell us the name of the strain with 37 percent THC so that we can, um… further study it).

We’ll even offer the University of Mississippi a free entry in our upcoming Seattle Cannabis Cup (September 7-8) so they can compete with other high potency strains.


http://www.hightimes.com/read/university-mississippi-has-most-potent-pot-world
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University of Mississippi may have the most potent pot in the World or it may just be bullshit, since they won't even show it to anybody, but let's make PSU the school where the most pot is actually smoked!

The Oregon State Legislature has passed a law whereby State Universities' Policy have the full force and effect of law. Therefore, der Führer, Vim Vievel is empowered to make Cannabis legal to possess and smoke on campus, just like he has unilaterally made PSU a sanctuary for illegal aliens who work as janitors and attend as students. Since that mischievous little Dutch boy is originally from Amsterdam where he is able to smoke all the hash he can handle in one of the two hundred or so coffee shops in his home town, I'm pretty sure he could be cajoled into letting students smoke all the grass they want, on the garden park rooftop of the Native American Student and Community Center.
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How can that be legal for the Oregon State Legislature to legislature away their legislative authority? That's like letting your pals borrow your driver's license so that wouldn't be driving without one, or letting them borrow your Medical Marijuana card so that they don't get a ticket for carrying around three pounds of grass in a guitar case on the Max.
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Tomatoes are actually quite closely related to the tobacco plant. If Portland State University were really a first rate research facility, they'd be busting ass, trying to come up with an inconspicuous, new variety of hops or filberts or something, crossed with Cannabis.
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Jesus, potheads are a weird, superstitious lot.

And to address IA, there's a reason we don't eat crab apples on the street, y'know?
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A Pothead JesusFreak is even urrhghhenliest.
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And God said , Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed, which is upon the face of all the earth, and every tree, in the which is the fruit of a tree yielding seed; to you it shall be for meat.
-- Genesis 1:29 (King James Version)

http://www.biblestudytools.com/kjv/genesis…


Every herb or plant which had a seed in it, by which it sowed itself again; or being taken off, might be sown by man, even everyone that was wholesome, healthful, and nourishing, without any exception; whatever grew in any part of the earth, be it where it would:
-- John Gill's Exposition of the Bible

http://www.biblestudytools.com/commentarie…


And thou shalt make it an oil of holy ointment, an ointment compound after the art of the apothecary :it shall be an holy anointing oil.
-- Exodus 30:25 (King James Version)

http://www.biblestudytools.com/kjv/exodus/…
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Someone please close this fucking thread.
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This is just the beginning of a nouveau, Johnny Appleseed type movement! Every window box, every sky scraper lobby, every college campus, every public park, every freeway meridian, and every shoulder of the road that's adjacent to a lawn with over shooting sprinklers will soon be over grown with that dareable W.O.G. hemp!
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Ah, an Economist in our rag...
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Okay, so Chaze is for wimps, but at least it's an easy start.

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What an enlightening post. Would someone please offer up another bike vs. car post? Please!!!!
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Cars are better for smoking out in then on bikes, just so long you aren't driving anywhere. Not because it isn't safe to drive stoned, but rather because smoke clouds up visibility and irritates the eyes. Bicycles don't have that problem, but the wind keeps blowing out matches.
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...and then I smeared fresh dog poop on your car door! I drunken bike poop in an umbrella under the awning! Lesbians! Poop sandwich.
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You, Anon, are the Sir Thomas More of the New Power Generation!
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@Dina And you've got the added bonus of having the car radio so you can crank some fucking Zep.
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It's so funny how other peoples green thumb, makes people google shit, just to sound smart. I do not cheers my bong to you, and it's NOT magical. Dina's random google searches do not impress me.
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Weed is basically legal here anyways, so what's all the crying about? If you have trouble finding weed I feel bad for you son.
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I'm too bored to even make a Cheech and Chong joke on this thread at this point...
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SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU DIRTY HIPPIES

God dammit pot is a fucking bore. But I guess it amuses the dull people. Anyhow, fuck you and the drum circle that impregnated your whore mothers.
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Six people here so far, here, dislike the Bible quotes which sanction Cannabis. Is that because they don't like Marijuana or is it rather that they hate God more than they care about their Right to use it?
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Here, here!
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The only thing worse than a pothead is a bible thumping pothead. I don't care if you get high or spend every waking moment smoking Jesus's poop encrusted cock, I don't want to hear about it.
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@Dina No one wants to hear from the religious or NORML pamphlets. Now what I want to know who the assholes are downvoting listening to Led Zeppelin while getting high in a car.
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Dina...yeaaaah, but no. Somebody give her another shovel, she may be ambidextrous.
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The Lonely Grave of Paula Shultz
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bt3ofocuKfk
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The PSU Safety Patrollers never give anybody a shovel or a flashlight.
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Immigrant Song
Led Zeppelin
Song Remains the Same (1976)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlNhD0oS5pk…
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No shit that's the album which this live version is from? (oh, I thought I was responding to another person, am not being a dick on purpose now.)
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The Song Remains the Same is a film released in 1976. It's sort of a documentary.

Led Zeppelin: The Song Remains the Same (Two-Disc Special Edition) (2007)
Studio: Warner Home Video
DVD Release Date: February 26, 2008
Run Time: 138 minutes
ASIN: B0013K1ALE

Editorial Reviews
Amazon.com

For Led Zeppelin fanatics, this 1976 feature The Song Remains the Same is a treasure of searing live performances, particularly welcome in light of the sad scarcity of such visual material from the band's great decade. Despite the group's road weariness after a long tour, their final, three-night stand at Madison Square Garden in 1973 was full of the old power. Performances of "No Quarter," "Whole Lotta Love," "Black Dog," "Dazed and Confused," and "Stairway to Heaven" underscore Zep's charisma. Trouble is, you don't get an unbroken performance here. Viewers have to wade through a mishmash of documentary insight into the lives of Robert Plant, Jimmy Page, John Bonham, and John Paul Jones, as well as fantasy sequences supposedly inspired by the thoughts and fantasies of the band's individual members. It's mostly garish and silly, but there are some nice elements, especially insights into the late Bonham's life. The DVD doesn't offer much in the way of add-ons (a theatrical trailer is about it), but there is also enhanced viewing for 16 x 9 televisions. --Tom Keogh

Product Description

The line forms here for the world’s greatest and possibly most influential band – Led Zeppelin! With Dazed and Confused, Stairway to Heaven, Whole Lotta Love and more signature performances, this mesmerizing movie built around Zep’s famed ’73 NYC concerts is convincing proof why. Band members supervised the Re-mastering and Dolby 5.1 Re-mixing of the film’s image and sound. In addition to their performances, fantasy sequences and at-home glimpses of Jimmy Page, Robert Plant, John Paul Jones and the late John Bonham, this 2-disc Special Edition has over 40 minutes of newly-added extra features including: Two (2) never-before-released songs in rare performance footage: Celebration and Over the Hills and Far Away; Vintage TV Footage: Drake Hotel Robbery during the New York Concert Stand; Robert Plant BBC Interview and Tampa Concert Band Arrival. Also available in Hi-Def and Blu Ray!