Look there's only so much sleeping and vigorous masturbating I can do before I want something more. Crappy cooking shows? Home organization projects? Is this what I'm reduced to?

I'm pretty sure that many others are also experiencing this creeping malaise. Help us Merc. Help us by posting activities and events that can be done in the daytime..for cheap. Help us locate happy hours that start at 1:00. Help us navigate Daytime Portland. WSH- please HELP US.