10. Borrow a parked bike from Portland State, for a ride in the rain to Powell's Book Store.
9. Read a copy of 'Steal This Book,' by Abbie Hoffmanin, in the coffee shop at Powell's.
8. Leave the store with a copy of 'Steal This Book'.
7. Borrow a few fivers from customers outside at Powell's.
6. Ride up to the library at PSU to use the computers there to post some Spam at the Merc.
5. Find a comfortable chair for a nice, little, nap.
4. Go to the restroom and take a big crap.
3. Go to Rough Hall for a sandwich and beer with the borrowed fivers.
3. Go back to PSU to find one of the many public restrooms and take a leak.
2. Ride the borrowed bike back down to the Recyclery and visit with robbery Fencemaster.
1. Take a cab back home in the rain.
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