So, you moved to Portland because it's weird, artsy and on the cutting-edge of cool. I look different than you because I am all of the above mentioned qualities so it strikes me as ironic your obviously wealthy ass finds it necessary, if not second nature, to mean mug me and obviously judge me for my place in this city or society. Well asshole, my place in this society is to create new things that you will no doubt consume and underpay me for. Jesus fucking Christ rich transplants, go home!
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