Portland's Mayor Apparently Gave You All Plenty to Complain About This Year
When went into Safeway late in the night sometime last week, I was shocked to hear the comments you made to not only your co-workers, but to customers in the store. You are a creepy, creepy man and sexual harassment of that sort in the workplace (or any place) is simply unacceptable. I can't believe that you said "Oh, will this be another harassment write-up?" Or whatever the words were that escaped from your fat, greasy misogynistic lips. You are a piece of shit just like my girlfriend told you you were. Yes, I know you know that I know that you know that it was me that reported you to your supervisors. I strongly recommended that it be taken up with corporate HR when asked what sort of action I wanted to be taken. I followed up and called back when I got home after reporting you, sad man. I relayed my story 4 times and will gladly do it again. I don't know if you'll lose your job creepy man, but I will do my best to make it happen. Furthermore, if you ever see me in there shopping, get the fuck out of my way and don't look at me. Because I am just dying to have the slightest reason to report you to management again. Get your fucking shit together you pathetic dickless lizard.
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