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Tuesday, October 15, 2013

Dear Sleepy Homeless Dude

Posted by Anonymous on Tue, Oct 15, 2013 at 4:02 PM

When I first noticed you sleeping on a discarded mattress next to my apartment building, comfortably tucked between the bushes, I felt a little jealous at your sweet repose on such a sunny day. There I was, about to seclude myself inside and work while you enjoyed the rare rays of early Fall sun. Later, I came outside to discover you'd dragged the mattress onto the sidewalk and taken a huge dump and piss on it. That's when I knew you were the most resourceful douche bag I'd ever seen.

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