So your flourescent light bulbs only last until i lose the receipt that i need to return them because they burned out way before the box says they will.
Thats problem one. Maybe my fault for not saving my reciept. BTW im putting the receipt in the fixture this time so it will magically appear when the new bulbs burn out before they are supposed too. HA!
Problem two: Home Depot refused to recycle the flourescent bulbs YOU SOLD ME. Ok pretty sure thats against the law. So instead of gracefully accepting them from me i jammed them into your flowerbed out front as i left. (Yeah i know some wage slaver just has to go clean that up now but if we all stick together we can fight these greedy corporate fucks!)
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