I'll admit it: I'm a "hipster." I moved here 5 months ago from Lawrence, KS, to start a new life. Yes, I have tattoos, wear dark, "skinny" jeans, and ride a fixie. My beard isn't very full, but it's passable. Here's the thing: why can't I get any love from my hipster bretheren? We are obviously cut from the same cloth, yet why do you treat me like a leper? I just don't get it. :(
Can't Get No Love
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