Hi Buskers. Busking season is gone now. The summer season passed. Leaves falling? Get your fucking ass inside and off the street corner. Temps below 50 at night? Get your fucking ass inside. Dark at 7:00? GET YOUR FUCKING ASS INSIDE.
There are 3 months out of the year where I will tolerate your Tibetan horn thing, buckets, electric guitar with amp, acoustic guitar with some kind of Bob Dylan cover, flute, fiddle, keyboards, triangle. Now it's war. Now I stand in front of you and crow at people passing by to make sure you don't make money.
Buskers. You suck. Give us a fucking rest.
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