That's right, modern society, you idiotic, stupid thing, we need more parking lots, and we should build them in every community. YES, THAT'S RIGHT, PARKING LOTS, PARKING LOTS FOR EVERYONE! Why? Because cars are fucking nazi-machines. I don't want to look at them as much as I can, nor ever find myself driving one, submitted to the conditions of modern reality. SO WE SHOULD BUILD PARKING LOTS. WHY NOT GET STARTED RIGHT AWAY? It would benefit everyone, except assholes, or people who think being an asshole is a good thing. Yeah, parking lots, so that the rest of the neighborhood can just have grass and trees and playgrounds in between the houses. Sounds like such a good idea that nobody will actually take it up.
What We Need are Parking Lots
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