Even though it has been five years since we parted ways, you still give me nightmares, you fucking douchebag from New Jersey! When you were my teacher, you came off as an eccentric badass, but when I visited the school last fall, you showed your true colors. You told me that at one point, you conspired with another teacher to send me to another school because I was in special ed. I wasn't sure if you were joking or being the bigoted dick that you are now. What I plan on doing is getting even with you. I'll do so in a non-violent way. I will ruin your reputation, so that you can understand the pain I have felt since we met in 2004. Rot in hell, you pompous asswipe.
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