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Monday, November 4, 2013

Hulking Out At Church {Part 1 of 3}

Posted by Anonymous on Mon, Nov 4, 2013 at 1:04 PM

To the crazy dude in the blue jacket: I know you, but you don't know me. That's OK, not because I see you at the church we attend services at in Gresham, but because I see you on the bus heading to Reed College. I understand that the Ned Flanders look-alike from church has been giving you and your family a hard time since the beginning of the year, but whatever YOU do, don't "Hulk out" at church. Don't resort to violence as a way to solve your problems. Everyone thinks you are ridiculously insane, don't make it worse. Whatever you and your family have been experiencing, you should talk to someone about it. If we see each other off-campus, just talk to me. Even though I'm a professor at Reed College, I can help you. Have a good day.

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