To the shallow staff member at the Library: GO MOTHERFUCKING FUCK YOURSELF 100 TIMES OVER, you racist shithead! Recently, you kicked out a Hispanic kid just because he was minding his own business. He was sitting at a table and apparently was doing homework, which would explain the green backpack he had with him. What gave you the right to kick that kid out? He wasn't being a nuisance, just someone not getting in the way of other patrons. Had I not been waiting to use the restroom, I would have tackled you and taken a big piss on your face, if not a big shit on you and laughing while hearing you screaming your fucking head off. The next time that poor kid comes back in and you kick him out, I'll record it on my cell phone and file charges against you. EAT A PUSSY, you racist dick!
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