My odious SIL finally went too far. Fuck you sociopath. Yay, we're not spending the holidays together, EVER. Or anything else from here on out. Just hope that I don't tell your idiot husband about your pathetic little attempts to hook up with some other sucker on Match.com. But that doesn't work because we were attractive once but now we're OLD, right? Plus once they see your money-grubbing claws coming out, dem suckers run for the hills. Why you should stick with Dumb Hub. He's the only one who ever fell for your shit. GOODBYE FOREVER. I AM DONE WITH YOU.
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